PROFESSOR HAMILTON AND THE PANCAKE MOWER

BY LAYLA AHMED

One day, Mrs Hamilton said to Professor Hamilton, "Look how long the grass is! Go and cut it!" "Later..." replied Professor Hamilton, who was watching TV. "That's the fiftieth time you said that today!" said Mrs Hamilton, frustrated. And indeed it was. It WAS the fiftieth time Hamilton said he would do it later. "UGHHHH....." he said, getting up and walking out the door. "You better do a good job, you lazy cat." said Mrs Hamilton angrily. "Yeah, yeah, whatever." said Professor Hamilton. "Hey!" said Mrs Hamilton. "Don't talk like that to me you-" but Professor Hamilton then slammed the door on Mrs Hamilton's face. When Professor Hamilton looked up, he suddenly got angry. He went red in the face. Do you know why? Their neighbors teenage sons, Fred and Tom, were lying down in Hamilton's perfect lawn! And HAMILTON had been trying to get the best lawn in the city, so he can win the competition that the president was having. "Grrrrrr..." growled Hamilton angrily. Then he had a great idea. The greatest idea he had ever had. Mrs Hamilton WAS complaining that she was too tired to cook. So Hamilton was going to give her some food. Give her food WHILE mowing the lawn. And it involved his lawnmower, pancakes, and the two cats lying on their lawn.

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Hamilton was in his shed. He had an evil smile on his face. There was something infront of him, but it had a cover on it. He ripped the cover off, revealing his lawnmower. But it wasn't just a normal lawnmower. It had a weird contraption on the back, where the grass normally comes out, and, on the front and the sides, it said PANCAKE MOWER 2000. "MWAHAHAHA!" laughed Professor Hamilton. "Lets see what they do NOW." Hamilton switched on his lawnmower. He then started mowing the lawn, but heading STRAIGHT for FRED AND TOM! Then, Fred got up. "T-TOM?" he stuttered nervously. "What?" said Tom. Fred pointed at Hamilton. "What in the world is that?" he said. "Huh?" said Tom. He got up, taking off his sunglasses. "AHHHH!!!" they screamed. Hamilton was coming straight at them, trying to shred them up in the lawnmower. "MWAHAHA!" he said. "I'm going to squash you into pancakes for breakfast! "Ahhhhh!!!" screamed Tom, getting up and running. "Chill dude." said Fred. "It's just a pancake mower." "I'm coming!" said Hamilton, increasing his speed. Then Hamilton knocked his head on a low branch on his apple tree. He fell down infront of the Pancake Mower. Then, he got sucked in. There was silence, only the sound of the lawnmower cutting the grass. Tom stopped the lawnmower. "Well..." said Fred. "That crazy dude is gone..." Then, a rumbling sound came from inside the lawnmower. At the back, Hamilton got shot out. But... he was a PANCAKE! "Oh no!" said Hamilton. "I'm a PANCAKE!" Tom looked at Fred. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" said Tom. "I think I am!" said Fred. They pulled out forks and knives from their pockets. "Come here, Mr. Hamilton!" they said. "Don't eat me! I don't taste good!" said Hamilton. "Ahhhhhh!" he screamed, running off into the distance, being chased by Fred and Tom.

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