CHAPTER FOUR: TIME FOR LUNCH

They carried them to Hamilton's House, which Uncle Hamilton transformed into a restaurant. “Sit down everyone, I will go get the menus..." said Uncle Hamilton, walking into the kitchen. "Ok..." replied Hamilton and Hardis. Uncle Hamilton walked in, carrying two menus. They were bright red and said "Harold Hamilton's Restaurant" on the front.
He handed it to Hamilton and Hardis and carried the three ladies into the kitchen. They were trying to punch Uncle Hamilton. They opened the menu's. The options were...
STARTERS: SPAGHETTI - MAIN: SPAGHETTI - DESSERT: SPAGHETTI. ADD ONS: CHEESE (AND SPAGHETTI)
"Mmmmmm..." said Hardis. "I WANT EVERYTHING!" he replied. "Me too!" said Hamilton. "Add on the cheese too..." he said, smiling. They heard shouting and Uncle Hamilton scream. "OWWWWW!!!!" Hardis and Hamilton looked at each other. Uncle Hamilton, who now had a black eye, came walking in with a big pot. He's teeth were broken. "Haha..." he laughed awkwardly. "Here is your food..." he said, placing the pot on the table. "Be careful..." said Uncle Hamilton looking at them. "The food fights..." he said darkly, walking away, into the shadows. "Ummmmm..." said Hardis. "Whatever." said Hamilton. "Uncle Hamilton is weird." he said. They opened the pot. The three ladies jumped out of the pot like ninja's. Uncle Hamilton walked in, with an ice pack on his eye. Mrs Higgyfiggle kicked him. He fell backwards, into the kitchen, and banged his head on the cupboards. He fell to the floor, unconscious. Heila went after Hardis. "Please!" begged Hardis. "I married you!" he said, but Heila just punched him in the face. Mrs Hamilton did a backflip and landed in front of Hamilton. She tried to punch him, but Hamilton dodged it. He ran into the kitchen. Mrs Hamilton followed. He threw a pot full of boiling water at Mrs Hamilton’s face. She screamed when it hit her face, and she fell to the floor. She had fainted, but Hamilton didn't care about his wife. He backed up, and stepped on a random banana peel... He slipped and fell into a pot. A jar full of green stuff fell on his head.